Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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