I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
