If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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