I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Randomize
