Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Randomize
