I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i jhust puked up my retainher.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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