I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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