ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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