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(828): View more from North Carolina

..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.

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nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz

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(828): ..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels. (1-828): nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz http://tfl.nu/wr90

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(925): View more from California

when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?

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(925): when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober? http://tfl.nu/qjrt

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(613): View more from Ontario

So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.

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(613): So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success. http://tfl.nu/o5kx

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(320): View more from Minnesota

im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...

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(320): im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it... http://tfl.nu/g5dr

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave

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(413): before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave http://tfl.nu/loh3

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line

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(203): Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line http://tfl.nu/4rr4

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..

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(860): He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time.. http://tfl.nu/k00f

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(719): View more from Colorado

I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.

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(719): I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from. http://tfl.nu/jlyb

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(250): View more from British Columbia

SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.

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(250): SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU. http://tfl.nu/crab

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'

(860): View more from Connecticut

where do you find these guys?

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(413): he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight' (860): where do you find these guys? http://tfl.nu/yte1

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(210): View more from Texas

I want to own their dicks and all the attachments

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(210): I want to own their dicks and all the attachments http://tfl.nu/6rti

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(954): View more from Florida

I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else

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(954): I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else http://tfl.nu/v2q6

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(216): View more from Ohio

I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.

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(216): I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class. (610): I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class. http://tfl.nu/0ypg

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(713): View more from Texas

Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?

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(713): Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why? http://tfl.nu/s3mv

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(512): View more from Texas

Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.

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(512): Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale. http://tfl.nu/qpyu

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