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• (646): View more from New York

  I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.

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  And what brought this epiphany?

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  I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?

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• (415): View more from California

  Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Her vagina smelled like chicken

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  why do you say that

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  chicken smells like everything

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• (713): View more from Texas

  If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!

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• (936): View more from Texas

  If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.

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• (949): View more from California

  I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not

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• (716): View more from New York

  Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name

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