im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
whose ass print is on the piano?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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