did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me