The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
only you would photoshop your dick
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants