I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.