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i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.

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she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.

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are you serious?

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(414): i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it. (719): she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her. (414): are you serious? http://tfl.nu/esul

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(512): View more from Texas

i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.

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(512): i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th. http://tfl.nu/3s5y

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(478): View more from Georgia

tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid

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(478): tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid http://tfl.nu/h4uf

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(817): View more from Texas

maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.

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(817): maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me. http://tfl.nu/m7oc

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(205): View more from Alabama

Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?

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(205): Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in? http://tfl.nu/qt1z

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.

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He probs deserved it.

(317): View more from Indiana

Every good man does.

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(317): I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell. (260): He probs deserved it. (317): Every good man does. http://tfl.nu/4ma5

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(425): View more from Washington

i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.

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(425): i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life. http://tfl.nu/aawj

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(631): View more from New York

ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night

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(631): ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night http://tfl.nu/n1l5

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(936): View more from Texas

You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home

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Challenge accepted.

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(936): You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home (254): Challenge accepted. http://tfl.nu/oaxm

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(256): View more from Alabama

I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!

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(256): I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?! http://tfl.nu/d9v0

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(937): View more from Ohio

I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.

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(937): I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina. http://tfl.nu/hc91

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(256): View more from Alabama

You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.

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(256): You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No. http://tfl.nu/binp

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(817): View more from Texas

I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.

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(817): I want to just live in between your butt cheeks. http://tfl.nu/apm7

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(304): View more from West Virginia

We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?

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(304): We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is? http://tfl.nu/tyju

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.

(512): View more from Texas

And loving it.

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(504): I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week. (512): And loving it. http://tfl.nu/c8g6

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