Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i will never coherently bang her
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He has the fingertips of a God
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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