It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You are the jesus of drinking
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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