i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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