i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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