im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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