I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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