my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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