Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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