i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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