Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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