Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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