So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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