Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
