the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
foreskin is a definite game changer
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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