Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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