But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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