white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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