idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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