Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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