my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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