He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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