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He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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