How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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