Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
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Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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