I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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