he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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