You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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