Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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