tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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