I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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