allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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