A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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