it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Farmville is her only friend.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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