it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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