You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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