Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
what if I'm pregnant?
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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