if i can run in heels then i can drive
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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