David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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