Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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