Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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