I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Dicks are not precious.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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