she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Randomize
