im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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