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I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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