Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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