I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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