It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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