ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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